A little creature came to visit.....

Yep I got to hold another newborn. This time
only 5 days old.... You still can't believe it...
Precious little creature....
God was so smart...

Then they grow up......
and WHAAA LA
beautiful young lady...
WOWSenior shoots booking now!!!
I LOVE MY JOB!!!

Chris' Christmas Painting revealed!!!

This summer in Austin, I met this interesting artist,

Duke Sir Highness Michael D Peschka...

He was painting a really cool distorted face guy eating a sandwich on the Jalopy (my son's restaurant on wheels) and "The Duke" was drinking MD2020 mimosas! Ya know, as Artists in Austin would do on a Tuesday at 10AM!!! :) So we immediately bonded... (As you would being from Pasadena Texas and have had a taste of MD 2020!!!) So, #1 had something in common with the Artist! Plus he signs his name with a crown and I liked that.

I commissioned Michael to paint our family in a fun pasta and wine setting. I sent him to my website and told him to make sure he got Grandpa Vic's old pasta machine in it, and Bella of course...

There is more to the story but I have to say the word nipple and I am not sure that is appropriate for this blog? But I already said it, so OK whatever !@#$%^&*()!!!

If you haven't figured out already, I pretty much say exactly what I am thinking. If you are reading this it is kinda like talking to me. I don't hold back much, what ya see is what you get. I apologize if nipple offends you!

In the beginning, the actual original request was for him to paint me a fat naked lady. I have a collection of fat naked ladies. Nothing perverted or real nasty or anything,

just fat and naked.

He said OK, so I left with a hand shake. On the way home I decided I would rather have a family rendition done of all of us Patrizi's having our normal cooking & eating Italian style... So I called and changed my mind. I told him "No fat naked lady, but if my nipple was peeking out that was fine!"

I was just kidding... kinda.

He later told Nicholas, "Your Mom is kinky!!!"

So here it is.... Chris' Christmas Surprise Painting...
"CHATEAU PATRIZI"
It is a whopping four foot by four foot in our Austin house.
There is a fat naked lady in the background after all and just FYI, I Photoshopped the nipple off 77% opacity for the Blog, for personal embarrassing reasons.
BUON APPE"TIT"O!!!
SALUTE!

(Sometimes I even crack myself up!)
HAPPY 2011
Smiles,
Sher

OFF THE WALL SERIES ~ "UNPLUGGED"...

My new series of Portrait Art... "Off the Wall"
I had the perfect family...
All very willing to go along with my outrageous ideas and here is a shot of the scene
with my awesome assistants... Lisa and Raquel.

She wanted something different,
I can do different...
WE ARE HAVING FUN NOW!!!!
Smiles,
Sher

Fabulous people in my recent Lifestyle Photography

DOUBLE adorable TROUBLE!!!

YES, they are twins!!!
(I told their parents I hope I knew them when they were 16!)

I absolutely love my job!
I know I have said that a thousand times, but I can't help it.
Everyday is different.
Business people, little kids, pregnancies, Sport teams.
It is the perfect career for my AAD and CRS...
(Adult Attention Distraction and Can't Remember Shit)
Here is a glimpse into the last two months in the
"Patrizi Real Lifestyle Photography

for Fabulous People World".This is my really good photographer friend and her family.Beautiful couple ~ there are 2 of God's little creations in there....
It's the season of twins!!!...and then,
I fell in love at the Qatar Little League
LOOK at those eyes!!!
He is about 7!!!
Next week I have the Swim Team, a new born and tomorrow I am shooting A Halloween gig, and one of my very favorite 6 year olds with his family and we share the same Birthday.

When I found out I was so excited, I said
"Ryan I am going to be 50 and your going to be 6 on October 1st!"
and he said "So, Ms. Patrizi, When I am 50, you will be hummmmmmm..... and I said "DEAD!!"

Stay Fabulous!!!
Sher*

Where did my upper lip go?

I know I had an upper lip at one point, but I have just realized it is gone. How does that happen? You turn 50 and just poooffff NO LIP!

Then that leads us middle age gals to think we should try and regain our youth. So instead of going to the lip rejuvenation doctor I thought I would just see what I could do with the one I have got first in Photoshop... I can't even photoshop a new one on... It completely disappears when I smile. I refuse to do Botox on my lip in fear of looking like a platypus.

So I guess that is one more thing that I will learn to live without. I can still talk, eat, drink from a straw and kiss my sweetie. Look at the good side, my lipstick will last twice as long now.

Maybe if I just continue to wear low cut shirts with cleavage no one will notice.